There was this question on Quora which asked: What sensible, five-line, rhyming poem would you come up with if the first sentence was "Shoot me honey"?
Here goes my (attempted) poem:
" Shoot me honey, if you won't miss me if its rainy or sunny,
If you don't find my jokes that funny,
If you think that like me there are many.
But I promise to keep you real close like a Jew keeps his money,
If you decide to not shoot me honey. "
Direct link: http://www.quora.com/What-sensible-five-line-rhyming-poem-would-you-come-up-with-if-the-first-sentence-was-Shoot-me-honey/answer/Eshwar-Chandrasekharan?share=1
Here goes my (attempted) poem:
" Shoot me honey, if you won't miss me if its rainy or sunny,
If you don't find my jokes that funny,
If you think that like me there are many.
But I promise to keep you real close like a Jew keeps his money,
If you decide to not shoot me honey. "
Direct link: http://www.quora.com/What-sensible-five-line-rhyming-poem-would-you-come-up-with-if-the-first-sentence-was-Shoot-me-honey/answer/Eshwar-Chandrasekharan?share=1